Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 07:02:23 -0800 (PST)
From: Ryan ***** <********>
Subject: Hey

Hello Justin
My name is Ryan *****, I live in New Hampshire and Iím currently a Senior in HS. I came across your site today, and was wondering if you could draw me sketches of the male and female body. I need them to be simple, yet still carry body tone. If you can help me out with this that would be great. I would be more than happy to pay you for your work.


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From: "Justin Simoni" <>
To: Ryan Ronci <********>
Date: 21 Nov 2002, 02:03:34 PM
Subject: Re: Hey

Hello Mr. Ronci,

I'd like to help you but I'm more of a Conceptual Artist in the Fact that I ask other people to draw and paint for me and then claim their work as my own, I couldn't even tell you what "body tone" is! I find art supplies messy and disgusting; artists themselves too self absorbed and introverted.

The people I do ask to do my Work are totally fine with my Idea because they see my supreme Genius and Intelligence in its simplicity and they actually, deep down, wish they had this idea first, since they'd be the one showing in all the galleries and fucking the almost as smart (as me, mind) young women whom we call them Gallery Groupies, or Gapies, that frequent the trendy Spots I incessantly haunt.

The way I see it, these helper people, whom I call, my "Elves" are more like extended hands of mine of which I have just as much control of as if I was doing the work myself, with my "God"-given appendages. Mankind has been trying to extend the power of the body and mind with Religion, Science and/or psychedelic drugs, but I've stumbled upon the fact that all you really need to be is manipulative.

I accomplish this force of will with my amazing inter and extra personal skills which I've acquired in my brief stint in Business School which I dropped out of due to lack of interest. After business school, I became a Comp Sci major, mastering how to manage complex systems using almost as complex diagrams and charts.

I do have a friend, named Jeff Koons, that could help you. Although I don't have his email address and I haven't even met him, I do think he could provide you with some inspiration.

Good Luck,

Justin Simoni

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